Me: When I grow up I wanna be as cool as Kevin Bacon. Do you think I can do that?
Wife: No
Me: Thank you for your faith.
Wife: No problem. Any other questions?
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by Patrick Rhone
Me: When I grow up I wanna be as cool as Kevin Bacon. Do you think I can do that?
Wife: No
Me: Thank you for your faith.
Wife: No problem. Any other questions?